Adapt & Conquer

A certain retail giant has put a damper on our holiday plans. This is unacceptable. We are smarter than they are. There are a few things that we can do.

Time to make a burner email address. Use older emails like Hotmail and Yahoo. Instead of being MistressXYZ, try being MrsXYZ. Just use a plain name like Jane Smith, it works. You could make a new Amazon account with purchases going to a P.O. Box. Why give them any more money? There are other retailers with wish lists and gift cards. I am sure they will enjoy the boost in holiday sales.

As for subs, no more using names like your ATMpigboy on gift cards or purchases. You can opt for John Smith. No more messages as "I worship you", try putting "thank you for the kindness". The more innocuous we make them sound the less likely it will be flagged.

These businesses forget we have imagination, we are highly intelligent, we can adapt, and conquer. They did put a damper on our holiday plans, but ultimately, we will get our way.