My Favorite Things

Packages stuffed with all kinds of goodies Boxes full of boots and cute leather booties Well behaved subs all tied up with string these are a few of my favorite things.

Large cash amounts in my bank accounts Vacations cruises and making large bruises Conventions held during the spring these are a few of my favorite things.

When the site crashes When the list disappears When I'm feeling mad I simply make you shop for my favorite things and then I don't feel so bad.

Cash register sound on my cellphone Brand new handbags in burgundy and bone Crops, paddles, and things that sting these are a few of my favorite things

Necklaces, bracelets, jewelry that shine Sessions, tributes, and beating behinds More and more tributes making my phone ding these are a few of my favorite things.

When laws bite When I pay bills When I lose a lad I simply make you pay for my favorite things and then I don't feel so sad.